Dear Marketing Ppl:
I know you really heart showing how super scary it would be if, like, lower Manhattan were covered in ash and smoke, and like, people were running around screaming and terrified, and like, everyone thought they were going to die. Don't know if you got my txtmessg, but New York was actually already destroyed once, and totes in real life!!
I mean, some ppl might think you were being callous and shallow, and like, showing signs of douchery and cynicism previously unknown to those New Yorkers, who like, didn't die when everything went all ashy/deathy, but I guess it might be worth it -- I HEART Will Smith! He's a total dreamboat. And J.J. Abrahams?? He must be sUpER smart cuz I don't get "Lost" at all -- but I watch it all the time cuz that Jack is sooo haute!
Anyway, just wanted to clue you in on the latest -- Mebbe you want to change yer posters (just keep Will Smith pleaz!)
Post Secret! xox!: