Alternative To What?

...So I happened to catch this ad for the Navy before "500 Days of Summer" (more on that later).

AKWARD!

See how HIP it is! See how crazy the Navy could be! They're so MetaIndieHipsterCredtastic!

"Filmed entirely on location wherever Freedom is being protected!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That is so ALTERNATIVE!

This is just like how missionaries in my neighborhood don't have to wear suits, they get to wear "alternative" clothes like plaid shirts tucked into mom jeans. Still with the name tags though!