Are you related to--
Abraham Lincoln? Yes. I am.
Can I send you my script?
No. Sorry! Abraham Lincoln is dead now, and so is no longer making major motion pictures. Sadly.
Will you put me in touch with--
No. Sorry!
Did you take that photo of Cinderella getting drunk?
No. Sorry! Dina Goldstein did and I hope she won't mind I'm using it.
I have a question that is not here?
Ask me anything!
