Are you related to--
Abraham Lincoln? Yes. I am. (Seriously. I am. His mother was Nancy Hanks. Ask history.)
Can I send you my script?
No. Sorry! Abraham Lincoln is dead now, and so is no longer making major motion pictures. Sadly.
Will you put me in touch with--
No. Sorry!
Did you take that photo of Cinderella getting drunk?
No. Sorry! Dina Goldstein did and I hope she won't mind I'm using it.
"E.A. Hanks"? You pretentious slut!
I know, right? I don't know, back in college I liked the way it sounded and it stuck. I still like it, even with all the Initial Initial Lastname people out there now.
But people don't call actually you E.A. do they?
Some do!
I have a question that is not here?
Ask me anything!
Can I e-mail you?
Sure!
Abraham Lincoln? Yes. I am. (Seriously. I am. His mother was Nancy Hanks. Ask history.)
Can I send you my script?
No. Sorry! Abraham Lincoln is dead now, and so is no longer making major motion pictures. Sadly.
Will you put me in touch with--
No. Sorry!
Did you take that photo of Cinderella getting drunk?
No. Sorry! Dina Goldstein did and I hope she won't mind I'm using it.
"E.A. Hanks"? You pretentious slut!
I know, right? I don't know, back in college I liked the way it sounded and it stuck. I still like it, even with all the Initial Initial Lastname people out there now.
But people don't call actually you E.A. do they?
Some do!
I have a question that is not here?
Ask me anything!
Can I e-mail you?
Sure!
